Friday, July 30, 2004
Yet Another Reason Not To Go Into The Ocean
Sheesh. Between the discovery channel and this report, ain't no way....
Wednesday, July 28, 2004
Doing The Hard Work So You Don't Have To
Yes, they kind of do taste like the donuts. The glaze, anyways. A little too rich for my tastes, however.
Sunday, July 25, 2004
Attack of the Huge Font
Why the hell is that so big. Run for your lives!!
Waste
This weekend was a total waste. I apologize to Church for not hanging out on Saturday, but I was not feeling well after I got off of work. Now its Sunday, and yes, I'm back at work doing the hunting and fishing show. Wheee. Work til 10 pm then get up at 5 am to listen to Mike "F'in" Ward bitch and whine for 3 hours. I plan on going to trivia on Monday, so prepare for some world class bitching.
Thursday, July 22, 2004
I Work With Morons
You are an average person working at a radio station. You come into work at the ass crack of the morning, only to discover on the counsel, a bag of marijuana. WWLD? (What Would Lepus Do?)
This is like a chose your own adventure/Goofus and Galant type situation. How would the internet handle it?
Friday, July 16, 2004
| |You get the Kizito of your choice
Aren't you special.
Wow, could the low get any lower. AHAHAHAHAH!!!
No Where Near
I am no where NEAR this big of a dork. Just to show that nerds are a threat to our national security...
Thursday, July 15, 2004
Ewwwww!
Three words. "Squeezing Anal Glands"
Boy, do I love my dog. Sheesh, and they have the nerve to charge $162.00 for that? In their defense, she did get her yearly shots, but I REALLY don't want to have to do that once a month. I'm sure that Itsy isn't to keen on it either.
I can just imagine what she is thinking...
"Mama, get offa my ass!"
Perhaps I'll just let the vets office do it.
Tuesday, July 13, 2004
New Obsession
I have a new online nerd obsession. No, I'm not going to tell you what it is because it even embarrases me. It has nothing to do with Furry's, I can assure you of that.
Friday, July 09, 2004
The Best in Horror for 2004
Fangoria.com came up with the Chainsaw Awards awhile back. Check out this years recipents. I agree with the Bruce Campbell award, but I just didn't like 28 Days Later. Of course, I always will root for Robert Englund. Although I liked May, The Eye and Lee Sin-Je was awesome! If you haven't seen it, please do check it out.
Thursday, July 08, 2004
| | | |Not Safe For Work
But its SO FUNNY!!
www.fthevote.com
Wednesday, July 07, 2004
| |A New Fit
Speaking of Raul's wedding, I need to get a new top to wear. I just bought these cute dress pants at Bananna Republic over the weekend, but I need to get a top to match them. Being a broad shouldered girl for my size, most girly tops look silly. Plus, I plan on doing some dancing at the reception, so I need something that won't be too revealing. I know that Pert is going through a similar problem. Believe me, I can sympathize. But seriously, whats a girl to wear? I don't even know if I should wear pants to a wedding? "God, if you listenin', HELP!!"
Tell me what movie that line is from and I'll think rather highly of you.
Testing
I'm trying something.
Yeah! It worked! Lepus is my name! Annonimity is my game!!
Like it matters, I'm just trying to feel important.
Tuesday, July 06, 2004
Uh-Oh
Raul is going to kick my ass, but I'm not sure I can come to his wedding. Shit, I didn't expect it to be so soon. I'm sure he is thinking the exact same thing.
Edit: I think I have it worked out, but I need to know where the soon to be Mr. and Mrs. Raul are registered. Waggs mentioned Bed, Bath and Beyond. A conformation would be nice, if you want something from me besides my good company and bottomless pit for liquor.
We'll Try to Stay Serene and Calm...
When Alabama gets the bomb.
If you can tell me what song that line is from, I'll give you a cookie..
One More Thing About Van Halen
Is it just me or did Waggs and Michael Anthony get seperated at birth. They play bass, look and sing pretty much alike, or as a friend of mine said "...he's the guy that plays bass and sings like a bitch."
Yeah.
Saturday, July 03, 2004
On Van Halen
Thursday, I drove up to Verizon Wireless Music Center to see the legendary Van Halen. It was pretty cool, because we had the All Access passes, which got us free drinks, sound check, back stage and seats that touched the stage. What a freaking show! Although the set list rarely changes from city to city, they did a great job. The band looks great, although Eddie was a little all over the place. He's turning into quite the excentric in his later years. He certainly gives out the "crazy cat lady" vibe. Speaking of Eddie...
At soundcheck, Everyone was crowded around the stage to get autographs, bullshit, etc. I'm not really into that, so I was sitting back in the seats, kind of spacing out. All of a sudden someone yells over the speakers..
"Hey, little red t-shirt!"
(I'm wearing a red t-shirt, what the fuck?)
"You, little red t-shirt sitting back there. Girl, you look like my wife scowling back there."
Eddie Van Halen just called me out. Plus he just said that I looked like Valerie Bertonelli.
Sweet.
