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Monday, February 28, 2005

Sean Penn...


You are a humorless, pointless, boring little man. Please remove the corn cob from your ass and if you can't realize that the Oscars is a giant stroke-fest, please don't attend.

Jude Law is going to be alright. I pretty sure that he doesn't need defending. Please, revert to crazy-Sean-Penn-beating-up-press just for a little while. I would like to see Chris Rock and Penn go at it while Jude Law paces the ring in speedos holding round cards.

Won't happpen, but would be nice to see.

edit- I would like to thank "Marty", since everyone else did.

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Friday, February 25, 2005

Quoted


"Here's to Scott. He's a regular Fairy Princess"


(heeee-heeeee)
Plus the fact that Cat Man found a LP of Vision Quest in the newsroom. There was also and ELO LP, but it wasn't a good one.

You know its a w00t movie when Tangerine Dream does the score.
Perfect Example. "Don't touch the damn unicorn, bitch! Damn, you can't tell these renissance LARP sluts anything"

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Thursday, February 24, 2005

Shut Up


There is this guy that I have to deal with twice a week in art class. His profession (and I'm not kidding here) is a freaking CLOWN. He is a clown and he won't shut the fuck up. He always has these stupid ass comments to make. I swear, I just want to take that stupid handpainted "Blue the Clown" jacket that he wears every freaking day and shove it so far down his throat that he starts spitting up clown noses.
There is a glitch to my annoyance, however. Yesterday, I found out that he was a testicular cancer survivor and has to undergo tests every three months to check if the cancer had come back. Do I still want this guy to shut the fuck up? You better fucking believe it. Take your tumors and put em in your mouth. Keep you busy for a while, fuck-tard.
Should I feel this way about a person that has come very close to death? Is this the right way to go? Should I cut him some slack?
Personallly, I don't think so, but I could be wrong.

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Monday, February 21, 2005

The Triumvirate is Complete.


1. RIP- The namesake to girl surfers everywhere has passed on. I hated "A Summer Place" by the way...
2. RIP- Louisville native, the man himself. There are no words. He used them all. At least all the good ones.
3. RIP- I hate to say this, but who???

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Bad News Lemur


I'm having one of those days and the day is only a few hours old. Ugg. I suppose that its my own fault, but if it were not for the last minute, I would get nothing done.
I hate art, just letting you know. Painting techniques bite the big one.
Have a day, hopefully it will be better than mine.

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Thursday, February 17, 2005

You're Kidding Me


Fairdale? Unaccepting of a group of people that dresses differently? GET OUT OF TOWN!


"Eugene Younger, owner of Younger's Barbershop across the street from the Bulldog, said the Goths loitered in his parking lot. His son, Lennie Younger, also a barber, said he found condoms after they left, which suggested that sexual activity had taken place there.

"They're trashy," Eugene Younger said."


THANKS EUGENE!!!

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Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Hungry, but for what?


Its hard trying to find something to eat at a gas station at 6:30 am in the morning that doesn't make my waist-line cringe. I'm about starving, but I'm sitting here with only a diet coke. The "real food" at the Speedway consisted of burritos, hamburgers and subs. All of them where over 450 calories each. EEEEK! I'm not putting that filthy thing in my mouth! It doesn't help that I HATE Breakfast food ( now thats not entirely true, I like the occasional egg over easy w/toast and hot sauce. The rare pancake w/link sausage is really good too, but on the whole, I hate cereal. I do like bagles, but I have to have them toasted just so and with just the right amount of margarine). Basically, I'm very picky about morning food. If I could have a Subway sandwich in the morning, I would. Actually, a salad sounds really good right now. But another thing that fast food places should do is to serve lunch food at breakfast. I hate every single thing on the McDonalds Breakfast menu, but I could murder a McGrilled Chicken sandwich right now.
*Sigh* To have the sensitive palette at six in the morning is something that I wouldn't wish on anyone.

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Monday, February 14, 2005

Another Example of Penguins Causing Strife


What, do the penguins want to adopt?
Thank you, scientific community for this wonderful example of your strive to further mans ability to understand the natural world and his place in it.
(sheesh)
However, this brings forward and interesting quandery. If the zoo wants to increase its population of Humbolt Penguins, then I would have to "forcibly seperate" the couples to encourage them to mate with females. The only end that the zoo is concerned with is the increase of the population. However, activists are concerned, I'm assuming, with the mental state of the penguins and whether they would be happy with females or males.

This is strange, and can only get strange.
Germany, can't you just build a better Volkswagon? What the hell do you need with penguins anyway? ;)

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Friday, February 11, 2005

Ripoff


Arby's Southwestern Chicken Wrap- $5.00

For the size, its SO not worth it.
Buyer beware.

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Thursday, February 10, 2005

Get Right Out of Town, You Could Have Knocked Me Over With a Feather


In other news, water is wet, the sky is up and reports show that there is a good chance the sun will rise in the morning.

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Battle of the Best Of's


Ok, which one to get. The Motely Crue or Iron Maiden best of. I'm leaning towards Iron Maiden, but the new Crue single sounds pretty good.

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Tuesday, February 08, 2005

One more Quote from the Superbowl


Thanks Raul, I forgot about this.
RING-RING-RING-RING-RING-RING-RING.....
NANAPHONE!
Speakers on, captain.

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Monday, February 07, 2005

Random Quotes from the Super Bowl Crew


TOM BRADEY IS THE COOLEST QUARTERBACK UNDER PRESURE! HE IS THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS CHRIST!


THROW MC HAMMER THE HELL BACK (then it happened)


RODNEY HARRINGTON, FUCKEN THUG. GO HOLD UP A LIQUOR STORE, FUCK-HEAD


CAREER ENDING INJURY! CAREER ENDING INJURY!


FUCK THE PATS!!! EVEN JEFF HOSTETLER WAS BETTER THAN THE FUCKEN PATS!!
Yes, it was that kind of party.

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Saturday, February 05, 2005

I Hate the University of Kentucky


Perhaps its their fans that I hate and not the actual university. The world my never know.

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Thursday, February 03, 2005

If You Haven't Seen This...


Then the internet hasn't corrupted your pure, lily white, soul.

So, of course, I have to post the link.
This guy IS THE KEWLIST!

TURN THOSE SPEAKERS UP!!
Thanks LouisvilleMojo.com

While I'm posting funny/sick videos, here is a good website for your viewing pleasure. Some of its pretty good.

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Wednesday, February 02, 2005

COBRA!


I think that Zarkawi now has a metal face. Bin Laden has become the Baroness. They have a Joe. Send Bazooka to check it out and make stupid jokes.

Where is Randy to scream when you need him....

Drunk Guy, you are a card.

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Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Politics and why I'm taking a break


This is why I'm taking a break from writing about politics.
Miss Beazley has captured my attention.
Iraqi Vote? Veterans Issues? Tsunami stuff? Hell No! Cute, fuzzy, scotty puppies!

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Super Bowl Eats


Now, I know that those of you that frequent this here internet thing are probably going to do something for The Super Bowl coming up this weekend. Since I'm not really concerned with the teams playing (I just want the Patriots to go down screaming, writhing in pain and clutching their genitalia. NO I'M NOT STLL BITTER OR ANYTHING!), I plan on flexing the culinary muscles and fixing a nice spread for whatever party I attend. I would host it, but I don't think my 92 year old grandmother wants to watch the Super Bowl.

Anywhoo, I'm putting together some recipes that would bring the level of SB dining up from cheese dip and beer (not that there is anything wrong with cheese dip, Raul. Your recipe is fabulous). I found some combos that I like and if someone will invite me, I'll provide a whole spread (how sad is that, I'm whoring myself out for invites in exchange for food). Here is the deal, vote on your favorites and let me know of plans. I'll show up at your door with really yummy munchies. You get to eat for free and I get to cook and pretend to have a social life.

Choice One

Choice Two-anything on this page is fair game.
Choice Three-this whole recipe list is a possibility
Choice four

Pick something out, what the hell.

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