Wednesday, August 31, 2005
| |Tuesday, August 30, 2005
I'm a Nerd and I'm cool with that
So please just shut up and let me be nerdy.
Would the internet laugh at me if I got the "cute death-eater" tattoo?
LMAO! Narcissa, you are going to make him gay if you don't stop it. BECAUSE OVERPROTECTIVE MOTHERS MAKE PEOPLE GAY, DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT??
Monday, August 29, 2005
Make it Stop
If you are not good at reading/speaking the English Language/deciphering those little squiggly lines on the paper into sounds, DON'T DO IT OUTLOUD.
IE:
"Uh....gable roofs...should...uh...collapse and the flud..uf.fludding will be..tre-tre-tree-mendose"
Sunday, August 28, 2005
Wacky Fred Phelps
Oh that goofy Fred Phelps and the Fag Hags. What will they think of next?
Wait a minute, they thought of this.
"The King looks like an anal-copulator, & his grinning kids look slutty & gay."
That is either the funniest or the sickest quote I've heard this year.
Saturday, August 27, 2005
To Quote Ludacris
"I gotta big weed stash, pocket full of cash, just seen a big ole ass."
"This Saturday (sticky, icky, icky)"
The only thing true about the above statement is that it is, in fact, Saturday.
Friday, August 26, 2005
Mindless Drone of Pop Music
I hate to admit it, but everything I have heard from the new Black Eyed Peas album is pretty listenable.
I'll be damned if I'm buying that, but its catchy.
Catchy like the plague, but catchy none the less.
Wednesday, August 24, 2005
Dear Bellarmine "University"
If you build a 4.2 million dollar stadium for lacrosse, field hockey and futball, don't you EVER call me for money again.
EVER, YOU STUPID CATHOLIC FUCKS.
THERE IS NO PARKING, NO ONE CARES, FOCUS ON EDUCATION RATHER THAN SPORTS! BE THE ONE INSTITUTION OF HIGHER LEARNING IN THIS STATE THAT DOES!
Dumbasses.
Monday, August 22, 2005
State Fair
Anyone want to go inspect ears of corn and laugh at rednecks sometime this week? My evenings are free so if anyone wants to go, that would be sweet...
Sunday, August 21, 2005
Lemmy For Governor!
I was recording a newscast for Lexington about powerline in the Daniel Boone National Forest near Morehead...
except I said Motorhead.
Heh. I AM THE NEWS PROFESSIONAL!
Friday, August 19, 2005
If you like whiney, Hot Topic stock boy, psuedo-goth rock..
Then this is the band for you. Damn you for being so catchy. Damn the lead singer*. DAMN, DAMN, DAMN!
*he's pretteh, damn.
Thursday, August 18, 2005
| |Wednesday, August 17, 2005
Able Danger
Able Danger (echo, danger, danger, danger) to jump 2 buildings in a single bound!
OH GOD ABLE DANGER HAS CRASHED INTO THE WORLD TRADE CENTER.
(woulda, coulda, shoulda. Probably would have happened anyways.)
Tuesday, August 16, 2005
Past Life
I must have been really evil in a past life. I just wish I could remember it now.
Monday, August 15, 2005
Defective
Is it possible for me to be "let go" from a job and not have my "bad attitude" be the factor?
I suppose at an "at will" company that they don't really need a reason, but come on.
I was counting on that job, since I put in two weeks for my first one.
Anyone have a rock I can crawl under?
I'm not that bad of a person, I swear.
Sunday, August 14, 2005
Please Leave a Message After the Tone and Lepus's ability to give a flying fuck will get back with you. Have a lackluster day
*Beep*
Hey dumbass, this is you reminding you that you at least have to TRY not to sound like a bloated corpse on the air. Oh, and it Cy-pri-ot, not cry-plop.
Oh, and ya did good yesterday, little trooper. You smoked too much, but you were nervous. You drank too much, but you were nervous.
Way to be an adult, Lepus.
*Beep*
Friday, August 12, 2005
| |Thursday, August 11, 2005
The Zenith of Hilariy
Hillary Clinton's head....photoshopped onto HITLER'S BODY??!?
THE ZANY ANTICS OF THIS CLOWN JUST DON'T STOP! The website probably doesn't work, but for future refrense so you can spam the shite out of him.
*plus the fact that he printed them out and tacked them to the wall*
Wednesday, August 10, 2005
| |Tuesday, August 09, 2005
Lack of sleep is like being on acid
For a while you just stumble around in a delirium, then you feel like crap. Then you sleep for five hours. Then the cycle starts all over again.
Bleep-Bloop-Blip
R2! SHUT DOWN ALL THE GARBAGE COMPACTORS ON THIS LEVEL!
edit: Mr. Bumpus just said the Pledge of Allegiance over the air and held his hand over his heart. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M CONSCIOUS FOR THIS ANDY GRIFFITH MULE SHIT!!!
edit2: OMG!
I really love that song, but I REALLY LIKED THE VERSION CHER DID FOR THE X-FILES WITH THE MASK DUDE!!
THERE'S A PRETTY LITTLE THING, WAITING FOR THE KING DOWN IN THE JUNGLE ROOM!!
[High five!]
Sunday, August 07, 2005
CHEE-KAN!!
FYI-St. Joe's is the weekend and everyone one is going out of town.
Looks like its up to us, Church.
MULTI-PASS!
Friday, August 05, 2005
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Dear Jamster!, Crazy Frog, Axel F, whomever is involved with this travesty
Why did you have to come here?
Couldn't you have just stayed in Europe?
Wednesday, August 03, 2005
Is it wrong that I look down own people if they tell me they are a high school drop out, are successful in running their own busines, yet have the social/cultural/conversational skills of a corn dog?
I don't think so.
Yes, I'm an elietest. Yes, I'm ok with that.
My poverty keeps me in check, else I'd be living like a pre-1918 Russian Monarch.
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I don't think so.
Yes, I'm an elietest. Yes, I'm ok with that.
My poverty keeps me in check, else I'd be living like a pre-1918 Russian Monarch.
Tuesday, August 02, 2005
HEY I'M A BIG DUMB REDNECK WHO HAS A BIG DUMB RADIO SHOW
The comedy just doesn't stop from 7 to 8 am on 1080 am, WKJK!!
OMG!
"Most muslims come here to study medicine, but then when their visa's expire, we should ship them out"
^_______^
Monday, August 01, 2005
Rock Out
Songs that will wake you up in the morning when you don't want to be awake and have to listen to rednecks spewl forth.
Black Betty- Spiderbait
Since You've Been Gone- Rainbow
Calling Doctor Love- KISS
Links 2 3 4- Rammstein
Black & Blue- Van Halen
Custard Pie- Led Zeppelin
Burning Beard- Clutch
Jessie's Girl- Frickin' A
I Know There's Something Going On-Frida
Can we say mix tape?
