F*** Jeff Hostetler

Adendum to the last post

If you have a job through your family, I'm not angry/bitter/jealous or anything. Most of you kittens/cats HAVE experience in what your family does anyways. And besides, these are people that I have met outside of the circle, so you are not included in the Nermel post.

(Except for Neron just a little bit, lol)

Speaking of that HOLY LOGIC GAME PREP FOR THE LSAT BRAIN EXPLOSION, BATMAN!!!

It really is stupid. Stupid but necessary. That is just something I'm just going to have to get used to, I suppose. The stupid but necessary parts of life that always pop up just when you think the horizon is open and free of menacing clouds. Your about to set sail then HELLO TROPICAL STORM COVER LETTER/WHATEVER pops up and drenches you with its utter dumbness.

Nermel

Remember Nermel, that annoying little cat from the most unfunny comic to ever grace this planet, Garfield? Yeah, I've been plagued with a lot of little Nermel's lately.

"I just LOVE my job! The pay is GREAT!"
"Well, my (family member) got me this job"
"Awwww, cheer up! You'll find something soon! Are we hiring? No."

Also I just noticed that my cell phone bill is due, my car needs and oil change AND I have no idea when my last paycheck will get here.

Fun f**ing times, right here, buddy.


edit: HOLY GIANT SQUID UPDATE, BATMAN!!!

Lowering the Boom

Well, those bastards finally did it. As of 1:33pm this afternoon, I am no longer employeed by Clear Channel Radio. Sighting "chronic tardiness" but then refusing to show documentation, they collected my ID badge and escorted me from the building.

My only regret is that I didn't get to quit first.


Fuck you, Clear Channel. Fuck you right in the ear.
It was a lousy job, anyways.

Saturday Post

Where is my weather controlling machine? Aren't all white people supposed to have one so we can subvert African Americans in their strive to live on planet earth?

I was not issued mine. Dick Cheney, I'm looking at you, buddy.

HEADLINE

Sometimes South Park is so right its scary.

All it lacks is the pudding.

I'M INFESTED

By "I'm" I mean my workplace and by "infested" I mean infested with mold, dust and other allergy causers.

If I sneeze one more time, I'm going to probably sneeze again.

I can't take anymore drugs for another two hours. I swear, I feel fine then I walk in here and automatically feel like crap. And, of course, there is nothing anyone can do about it. Mangament? They are hardley here to be around the dust, spores and other horrible inhalents.

GAH! MY KINGDOM FOR A BLOWTOARCH!!

Blidge Water!

Yarr and shit

I'm Sorry Neron!!

I'm seriously going to replace those CD's.

O BTW, Saturday Post!

Holla!

Please Do Yourself a Favor

Watch this movie.

Its hot, I tell you! Hot! Believe me, you will feel bad for thinking it is hot, but it just is. Sorry.

I Don't Get It

It doesn't freak me out that strange people read this thing. That is why its post on the "world wide web".


Not that I really have anything of earthshattering importance to say, but I guess its better than writing poetry that would make Morrissey cry/wipe his ass.

On second thought, I really don't want to picture Morrissey wiping his ass.

Calling all of my "homies"

We all need to hang out and I'm working on a plan and it will be pretty cool.

Anyone want to go to dinner sometime this week?
I miss you guys.

;___;

Oh Ricky Jones and Christopher 2X

What won't you do to get national attention for you small, militant and non-educational minority on campus?

Keep Ede Warner out of the doughnuts and the rap lyrics, now THAT would be a challenege.

The Season Changing Funk

I can set my clock by it. As the switch from Summer to Fall happens, my allergies start working overtime, which leads to a constant chill, which leads to a fever that won't scram until its had its way with me. We are on day two of this lovely venture. Yesterday was spent in bed, and I do mean all day and all night. I'm probably going to craw back into bed after work, but I have to finish packing, bath dog and get ready to drive with my mother and 93 year old grandmother to St. Louis.

This weekend is going to suck so hard. Granny is demented and mean and mom cannot be trusted to drive on the highways. Seriously, that woman does 50 in a 65, and she think's I drive unsafely because I stay less that 4 car lenghts behind the car in front of me.

Its going to be interesting/horrible.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Happy Birthday, Grimlock.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

SOMETHINGAWFULDOTCOM

There is a goon on the staff of the Courier-Journal.
Why else would Somethingawful.com being down from Hurricane Katrina make the newspaper.

I wonder if they post in FYAD, cause that would be awesome/terrible.

More as this story developes.

Something To Do

1. Ask me 3 questions. Any 3, no matter how personal, private or random.
2. I have to answer them honestly. I have to answer them all.
3. In turn, you post this message in your own blog or journal and you have to answer the questions that are asked of you.

I really must hate time, I kill so much of it.

The Potter and the Clay

We'll miss him more than we realize.

Saturday Working Crew Post

POST!!!

PS-Anything going on Monday? Charring of meat? Watching of Sports? Drinking of Beer?