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Monday, January 23, 2006

I Dunno...


The Steelers may just have their hands full.

Seahawks looked mighty fine last night. Seems like it will be a good match up.

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Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Its On


Saturday Night
Patricks on Frankfort
8:30 - ???

Bring friends and no presents.
Let the Celebration begiiiin.

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Sunday, January 15, 2006

Birfday


Would anyone be up for having a birthday gathering at a restaurant at some point this coming weekend?

I know Church is game, since his day of birth celebration is three days after mine, but if anyone has any ideas or suggestions, let me know.

I would like to do something fun to distract myself from the fact that I'm 27 years old, still live at home and have a shitty 10 dollars an hour job.

This is SO not where I thought I would be at this stage.

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Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Will Wonders Never Stop


Someone called me "chirpy" the other day.

If only they knew.

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Monday, January 09, 2006

Heh


Saw the trailer for this last evening. I hate to say it, but mayhaps Colin Farrell is a good choice to play Crockett. The jury is still out on Foxx-Tubbs.

In other Lepus news, is it possible to be fired on the first "real day" of being on customer service phone calls?

If it is possible, I'm sure that I'm the freak to do it.

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Thursday, January 05, 2006

"Egon, your mucus"


Saw this lovely little film last night. I will now do the review in all caps and bold face...

GIANT GLOWING JELLO MOLD THE LATEST IN BIO-TECH ELEVATOR TECHNOLOGY. MICHAEL IRONSIDES GETS HENATI TENACLE RAPED BY MAN'S LATEST FATALISTIC ENDEAVOR NOT TO WALK ANYWHERE. PLUS SMALL CIVILIZATION FOUND IN DAN HEDAYA'S EYEBROWS. CIVILIZATION STATED "WE GOT TIRED OF THE WHOLE DAMN ELEPHANT HEARING WHO'S SO WE DECIDED FOR A MORE 'ETHNIC' APPROACH." PLUS ADDED HUBRIS WITH SMART ALEC COMMENTS ABOUT BIN LADEN AND LIBYA WITH FULL SHOTS OF THE TWIN TOWERS IN THE BACKDROP.

Is it just me or is Dan Hedaya becoming the Reginald VelJohnson of this decade. In every movie, its either a cop or a gangster. I keep expecting him to come out with one of those "I shot a kid" comments.

It was brought to my attention last night that Liam Neeson even dies in an episode of Miami Vice. The assassin-with-a-heart-of-gold was evidentally crushed to death by "big-bootie Trudie". Will the madness never end.

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Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Save Liam



I'm using this first post of the new year to address a serious malady in the entertainment industry. It was brought to my atttention by a good friend and needs to be addressed by the movie industry as soon as possible.

Is it possible for Liam Neeson to make it through an entire movie without dying? Why can't his glorious brouge and weak chin make it throughout a film on this earthial plain? If Gary Oldman can do it, then why not Liam. If Kiefer Sutherland can do it, why not Liam. If Yahoo Serious can do it, then for christ sakes WHY NOT LIAM!

This shall be our rallying cry as we attend to the business at hand. Let the poor guy live, preferably in his undewear. Actually if you could work it out where Gary Oldman, Liam Neeson and Kiefer Sutherland were in their undewear for an entire movie, that would be great. Yahoo Serious should be chained to the lot wall and flogged for insolence (even if no insolence took place).

Happy New Year, Save the whales and Liam Neeson.

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