Friday, April 21, 2006
On James Woods....
in that 1998 John Carpenter classic Vampires.
I don't care what you say or think, James Woods had the "balls" to wear the tightest jeans known to man and still look smokin' hot.
Please ignore the slab of bacon leaning on the jeep.
HEY BALDWIN, STEVEN SEGAL CALLED! HE WANTS HIS FACE BACK!
Back to the more focused point, James Woods is hot. Vampires is a great movie.
That is all.
PS- I envy the owner of this portrait.
Wednesday, April 12, 2006
Be Honest, You Twats*
Do I have the correct personality to be a lawyer? Do I have the correct personality to hold a high paying job?
*Darling reader.
Did the title of this post answer my question for me?
Can I encorporate my personality into my daily life without it hindering me from making tons of money?
Can I encorporate my personality into humanity and not be shunned as an immature loser who is about to snap and start killing people?
Monday, April 10, 2006
Live, Dammit
I'm just like Jesus. I can bring things back to life if I want to...
Also, attention Clutch lovers.
Please check out this band. Me likey lots.
Monday, April 03, 2006
I Hate Wrestling
Hey, moron! Guess what!! The Kentuckiana area had deadly winds and possible tornados in the area last night!!
WHO GIVES A FLYING PIECE OF JELLY GLAZED FUCK IF YOU WEREN'T ABLE TO WATCH WRESTLEMANIA ANAL THUNDER OR WHATEVER THE HELL IT WAS FOR HALF AN HOUR. PLEASE DO THE WHOLE ORDER OF HUMANITY A FAVOR AND JUMP OFF THE NEAREST BRIDGE TO YOUR PERSON.
AND PLEASE TAKE ALL WITHIN YOUR GENE POOL WITH YOU. WOULDN'T WANT TO MISS ANYONE.
Sunday, April 02, 2006
Daylight Savings Time
I don't care what they say the time is, it still feels like 9 am rather than 10 am.
Messing with my sleep is like messing with my money. Reguardless of the situation or the benefit/convience of those around the state, don't take what I have already allocated to myself as "mine" or there will be serious reprocutions.
Speaking of that, they finally agreed on a budget. 500 pages of bacon that is going to be voted on tomorrow after only agreeing to it on Friday. Wonder what will be missed/ignored/passed over.
Which programs have the sheeps blood on the door?
