F*** Jeff Hostetler

Slave to My Impulses

I'm becoming shackled to the sinking ship that is trendy pop music.

Damn you Beyonce, Fergie, Justin Timberlake, Nelly Furtado featuring Timberland and others like you.

Also, if anyone has any connections in the whole law office runner thing and would be willing to help, please let me know. I would like to get a job like that.

The Funniest thing I have ever seen

OMG, please turn on your speakers and be prepared to laugh hysterically.

Vader is one bad negro.

Courtesy of Sean.

I can just imagine who the Ryan Seacrest role will go to

Rob, if you had anything to do with THIS MONSTROSITY, Imma gonna kicka you ass.

Smirk

The Animaniacs was a great show, and educational to boot.

Check it, homie

I Love the Internet

Here are a few reasons why.

Pink is the new Blog

Cute Overload

In other news, I like not working a whole lot. I like not having money not a whole lot.

Am I missing out on wandering around semi-affluent neighborhoods at 1 am while drunk?
Lots of my friends seem to be doing this. Does Lord Vishnu walk with you on these treks of liver destruction? On these little strolls do David Lynch movies make sense?

I really feel that a fun slice of life is being left in my pie plate to mold and decay. Its in there along with my understood social ideas about how cute babys are.
Just rotting right away.

Great

That whole week and a half of not working and driving to remote parts of the state for funerals was just about a blast, but now I need to start looking for a job.

Any suggestions?

I know you smart-asses are all like "INTARWEB JOB SEARCH, DUMMY". However, since the city where I live mainly hires people on the "who you know" principle, suggestions from friends are most welcome.

Sigh

When it rains....


Donald Allen

1943-2006

Please keep Sean and his mother in your thoughts.

My Thoughts on Superman Returns

AQUAMAN PAJAMAS!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!


Also, Lex Luthor is "teh hot sex".

*fangirls*

Dear July 4th Party that took place on Hycliff Yesterday

I heard you guys at my house.

AT MY HOUSE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PARK.

It sounded like you were re-enacting the Battle of the Somme with less rats, mustard gas and wound infection.

I hope you guys had fun. I was in Maysville.

I know Hoop-Jumping is Part of It....

but christ.

CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE DAMN MINIMUM LSAT SCORE FOR U OF L IS? KTHNKS.

also

You want a three paged, double spaced personal statement. Here's one...."All waste and uselessness make Lepus a mad rabbit and she'll jump up and stabbity you inda face. Don't ask me stupid questions, let me be a lawyer and I'll never bother you again. Also I'll never donate to the school ever."

AND THE DOORS, THEY FLY OPEN WIDE TO ADMIT THE EAGER STUDENT.

I Literally Laughed for 5 Minutes Straight on This Picture

OMG COMEDY SEIZURE!!!

BWAHAHAHA!!

I'm in Customer Service Hell

I'm stuck here til 12:30 am tonight.


This is my last week and I totally forgot about the mandatory overtime of two hours that have to be done on Sunday. I should have come in at noon. Now I have to stay.

I really hate this place.