F*** Jeff Hostetler

Greatest Comic Evar

Battle Pope

When he's not reading mass, he's kicking ass.

State Fair Purchases

I BOUGHT A MANDOLIN!!!!

OMG BLUEGRASS-GASM!!!

(and german almonds)

Sean is in Cincinnati

This is one time that I would actually want to be in Cincinnati.

Check out the live scores. As of 11:55 am, Tim Henman was winning.

GO TIM!

Also, I don't even play DandD and this is hilarious.

YOUR ONE STOP SHOP FOR CRAB/GIANT SQUID/OCTOPI RELATED NEWS

Invasion of our Nordic Brothers!!!

Also, Calamari fights back...

Its a Shame, Really

Why my parents feel like they can talk to me the way they do.

I know they think I'm a loser, but if I don't like someone, I avoid them. I don't go out of my way to make them feel horrible on a daily basis.

Perhaps their marriage could have worked out. Just let me get old enough to be the whipping girl. Dad comes home drunk, tell the kid she's fat. Mom used a brillo pad on the car (she really did back in the 70's), tell the kid that it was "pretty foolish to get such a useless degree".

Why Sam Jackson Rules

Taken from the aintitcool.com daily from Comic Con a few weeks ago. Snakes on a Plane was the topic of conversation.

"One of my favorite bits was near the end of the panel when someone asked Sam Jackson if he thought those snakes in the clip really deserved to die. Jackson says, "Hell yeah!" Then he paused for a second, smiled and said, "Yes they deserved to die and I hope they Burn In Hell!!!!" The place exploded then. People went fuckin' nuts."

NICE.

Also, eating mangos and typing is NOT a good idea. Mangos are tasty, but a bitch to cut up.

Hmmm. Sounds like several people I know.