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Sunday, February 26, 2006

I Don't Get It


If you work at a mall, wouldn't it be normal that said person would want to stay out of malls on their days off???

"Hey, lets go to the book store." - Me.

"Hey, yeah.....Hey, lets go to the mall!" - Buddy

"Uh......(thinks that buddy just had stroke and will humor him in this his final request before collapsing into a state of paralysis)...OK."

Fucking Dillards and their 50% off already discounted merchandise. Bastards, should be ashamed to charge $80 for a pair of jeans anyway.

I really need to get over my obsession with argyle sweater vests.

Oh, and I bought Season 1 of House MD yesterday on DVD. Anybody want to have a "House Party".

*paging Kid N Play to the red courtesy phone*

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Saturday, February 25, 2006

Housekeeping


I cleaned up the link list. If anyone wants to be on my "list", let me know.

Also here is some Christopher Hitchens pimpage. I have such a mental crush on him, its silly. HITCHENS FAN GIRL!

That really doesn't sound right, but what can you do.

This is more true than it really needs to be.








Lepus will have to write:








I will not forget that people can see me








'What will you have to write on the chalk board?' at QuizGalaxy.com

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Tuesday, February 21, 2006

I'm so glad I work in a multi-cultural environment


I learned today that "Chinese food" to me can also be called "Cat-Dog" and "Ching-Chong" to others.

I also learned what a "Hot Mess" was and that my supervisors man is an "O G" from "back in the day" and won't be afraid to "knock on the door like the damn poeleece if a nigga be trippin."

I need to watch UPN while its still on the air so I can understand what is going on.

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Monday, February 20, 2006

Taking a Letter



Dearest Alan Rickman as Severus Snape in the Harry Potter series,

I'm so sorry, we must end our torid affair. There is a new snarky piece of ass in my life.

His name is Dr. Greg House aka Hugh Laurie.

Remember the good and the bad times, dearest. You will always hold a special place in my heart.

Fondly,
Lepus

PS- House is my new favorite show. Fox has redeemed itself for taking Key West off the air.

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Saturday, February 18, 2006

Overheard


*Picture overpriced retail outlet with attractive young mother pushing offspring around in an SUV sized stroller while talking on a cell phone*

"Oh my gawd, honey. That is so awful! Your dad is going into have quadruple bi-pass surgery today?!!?! Where are you??.....Your getting your hair done? Where? You know I heard that place was nice, who is your stylist?....."

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Sunday, February 05, 2006

Cool


I'm posting from a Windows Tablet PC.

And watching the Steelers kick ass in the Superbowl.

Randle-El is a god.

This is the most awesome machine ever.

The ref just got his ass reamed.

This is the coolest computer ever.

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Friday, February 03, 2006

Mercantile, Shmercantile



I have come to the realization that reading the entire episode guide of Sex and the City is faster and less vapid than the actual show. Since the HBO website is one of the only ones I can check at work, its been quite interesting.

I'm going to read Deadwood today, in between meth-heads calling me about their cable.

On a side note, is there a small version of an atlas that I can start studying at work? I'm think about taking the foreign service board exam again.

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