Sunday, March 16, 2008
Attack of the Butthurt Geese
OH HAI, I'M A GOOSE SQWAUK SQWAUK!! I'm going to sit on your car and hiss at you even though you have to go to work. Then I'm going to crap on your car and almost cause a wreck because the parking lot of a strip mall is a super cool place to hang out if your a goose.
:eyeroll:
On another note, Happy St. Patrick's Day! Eat some Shepards Pie, drink a Porter and watch The Quiet Man, only the best Irish film EVER MADE!!
Saturday, March 01, 2008
Patriotic
Nothings says "I SUPPORT THE TROOPS" more than driving your Dodge Caravan like a total douchebag.
You know how you could really support the tropps? Talk on your cell phone AND drink your enormous coffee, all the while DRIVING!!!
Yeah, I was cut off by a true Patriot today.
*VOTE RON PAUL
