F*** Jeff Hostetler

To Quote Clint Howard

I'M INFESTED!!!!!



With ants. There they were, just trooping through my kitchen to get to my dog's food bowl (which they swarmed over).

After washing the kitchen and dinning room floor with Clorox Clean-Up, I haven't seen any ants. However, I know they are biding their time, waiting for the chance to come back with re-enforcements.

Ick. My brain still is making me feel like I have them crawling on my legs and arms.

*shudder*

Actually, I had this conversation with my step-dad which was kind of funny:

Stepdad: Do you have feral ants?

Me: Well, they certainly aren't domesticated.

LOL I'M FUNNEH

This is kind of what it looked like.

Parked between two Tahos. Feeling like a fool....*

*I thought of that blog title while walking into the gym today and started laughing really hard. Sometimes, I think I'm just too dorky to survive**.



**They performed bizarre rituals up on the roof. Rituals intended to bring about the end of the world and now it looks like it might actually happen!



SO BE GOOD, FOR GOODNESS SAKE! WHOOOOOAAA-OOOOOO SOMEBODIES COMIN'


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But seriously, getting back to the Tahos. So I'm walking to my car when I see some sort of non-descript Japanesse sedan circling the parking lot. She sees the two Tahos and a gap in the middle of them. So she zooms over and starts to pull in between them then is forced to SLAM on the brakes.

For you see, it was my car that was between the two Tahos. It was my car the was almost rear-ended. And to think, as bad as my driving is, it was as close to a wreck that I have been in months (knock on wood).

I have been in the situation where I have tried to pull out from between two large SUV's. It is not an easy thing to do. You almost have to granny it out. By "granny" it, you just have to pull out slowly enough that people will stop for you. It's annoying, but it usually works.

John McCain is Gunny Highway

If you want to know what a McCain Presidency would be like, just watch Heartbreak Ridge.
"At one point, Cindy playfully twirled McCain's hair and said, 'You're getting a little thin up there.' McCain's face reddened, and he responded, 'At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt.' McCain's excuse was that it had been a long day. If elected president of the United States, McCain would have many long days."
From this website.

Everybody Calm Down

OK, so I might be losing my job due to layoffs. Since I just bought a house, I'm scared shitless. I planned on working here at least until I got finished with an internship (which would be non-paid).

I'm a really lucky person. I need to remember that.