Sunday, May 09, 2010
Heh Heh Heh
"I had an abortion, I demand a brunch on Mother's Day..."
"Yeah, I was a mother. For about 12 hours..."
"Happy Mother's Day..to someone who should have really used birth control"
"In your situation shouldn't it be Happy Mother/Father's Day?"
"Have a drink on Mother's Day. Just like you did when you were pregnant..."
"There is a certain satisfaction to buying a Plan-B pill on Mother's Day..."
"I want to buy all the girls in Teen Mom abortion gift certificates..."
Obviously, I'm very pro-having kids. Yeah...
