Thursday, September 30, 2010

I Updated my Movie Blog

Here She Be

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Thursday, September 16, 2010

Oh Hai There!!!

I'm not done with you yet, kiddo.

Just you wait..

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Sunday, May 09, 2010

Heh Heh Heh

"I had an abortion, I demand a brunch on Mother's Day..."
"Yeah, I was a mother. For about 12 hours..."
"Happy Mother's Day..to someone who should have really used birth control"
"In your situation shouldn't it be Happy Mother/Father's Day?"
"Have a drink on Mother's Day. Just like you did when you were pregnant..."
"There is a certain satisfaction to buying a Plan-B pill on Mother's Day..."
"I want to buy all the girls in Teen Mom abortion gift certificates..."

Obviously, I'm very pro-having kids. Yeah...

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Sunday, February 14, 2010

Why I Am The Way I Am

I blame this song for my fear of math in general...

I'm gonna update movies soon. I've seen so many, have lots to catch up on.

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Thursday, February 11, 2010

I Hate Matisyahu

Seriously, get thee to a kibbutz and stop making "the best hasidic reggae out there". Stop, please. Your music is so bad, I'm thinking about becoming a skinhead. Stop, for the love of all that is good and pure in this world. Frat boys don't need your kind of encouragement. I swear, some asshole is going to pick up a guitar at a bonfire and start playing your wretched music, and I'll know, because my soul will scream within me and tears of rage and anger will spill from mine eyes.

If Obama proposed a "shitty music tax" on every horrible download of your horrible song, I would support it.

Fuck off, Matisyahu.

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Sunday, January 17, 2010

Happy Birthday

To myself ;)

And to the new Samuel Church.

Babys are cool.

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Saturday, December 05, 2009


Everytime I wear them, I TOTALLY feel like P.J. Soles.

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