F*** Jeff Hostetler

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a (fill in the blank)

You know its a bad day when you are too depressed to look for a job....online.

Paging Randy, Paging Randy to the Red Courtesy Phone

"Where's my money, bee-otch?"

Bad Lepus

Its not good when asked about your life you fly into a rage at your 93 year old grand mother, is it?

Actually, I've been doing that whenever anyone asks about my life, lately.

Now What

At this point in time, right this very second I have no idea what I want to do in my life or what I want to do for employment or if I can even find a job in this god-foresaken outpost of humanity.

But I do have my Halloween costume done.

Now if I just had some recreational pharmacuticles I'd be just about set.

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To quote Han Solo...

"I feel terrible."

Cutting Edge Freddy Kruger Techonology

- I need some of those special "dreamless sleep pills" that are enhanced by pot smoking and acid washed jeans.

- What the hell is wrong with Chris Martin, lead singer of Coldplay? Your rich, your wife/child combo is gorgeous/probably sweet as pie and you live in London. Why in the hell would you need to write a song like "Fix You"? Did you write it for all the sad sacks of shit that still buy your albums for angst filled ditties about the usual coffee house, poetry night crap? I'm reminded of the whole "So I Married an Ax Murderer" thing as he blows out the candle after each recitation? Did you use to do that, Chris? Did it bring you closure? Did it bring the sad wastes of flesh some small amount of closure? Did you ever want to turn their black clad, tear stained faces on end and shake their bloated and lonely pockets for all they were worth? As the distress and wrinkled cashola clattered to the pavement did you ever think that being happy might impaire your ability to bring in the "suicide watch depression dollar?

Also Coldplay seem like a bunch of pretentions twats. For fucks sake, they use IKEA quality art as album covers. I bet every god-damn thing in their houses match.

I'm Going to Say Something Controversial, so Everyone Hold On To Your Seats

After seeing Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story, I'm afraid that Family Guy has jumped the shark.

With the exception of the Tricia Takenawa/David Bowie interaction, I found the movie sub-standard with my usual Family Guy expectations.

Dare I go on?

If I see another Dodge Neon with a wing I'm going to scream.

Even further, you ask?

Go see CABIN tonight at Headliners Music Hall.

Now I'm going to drop the Atom Bomb of this post.

I like CABIN more than MY MORNING JACKET

(My emo card will be revoked, I know, but it just had to be said)

For the Record

- Potentially painful/bizarre/gut-wrenching news that everyone else in your circle knew but you is best delivered lubricated with much alcohal.

- Congratulations to Pertinax and Emily. A fine married couple you shall make.

- All but two of my close friends are engaged with dates set.

- When your boyfriend knows all the lyrics to Zanadu and recites them at parties it might be time to re-evaluate.

- Trying not to say something really mean and spiteful is REALLY hard right now.

- Jesus, it really is hard.

- Oh fuck all that noise.

Cool Things that have happened in the past couple of weeks

- Ate at Erika's German Restaurant (its really good, go there).
- Saw Serenity (its really good, see it).
- Took the LSAT (it really sucks, take it anyways).
- Tried Tucher Dunkles Hefe Weizen Dark beer (its really good, but the website is hysterical).

Thats about it.

Put on your shit spreaders and spread some shit

I'm going to be working for my step-father's company today. For free, mind you, "just to see if I like it".

My mother is the craziest woman on the planet. She actually told me the line that thats how she did all of her jobs. She worked for a week for free just to see if she could do the job.

I smell shit, and its not just the lawn applications.

Hmmmm

It has come to my attention that I am a lousy interview. I can't make myself sound good to save my life, plus when they ask the "hard questions", I'm incapable of disagreeing with them.

Looking for a job is fun.