Thursday, April 30, 2009
| |Saturday, April 25, 2009
Where is my Mind?
Its outside playing...
my body, meanwhile.
Better off without me, I guess.
Pity party, table of one...
Friday, April 24, 2009
Movie Reviews where I actually "care"
Caring on the internet is a total waste of time, but for some reason, this movie struck a nerve
Thursday, April 23, 2009
The Candle is Burnt at Both Ends
See that little dirty, nasty puddle of wax on the floor that everyone steps on??
Yeah, thats me.
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Social Darwinism
Some names I have come across recently..
1. La-a: What, someone named their kid La-ah. Oh no...its LaDasha. Thats right. LaDasha, except its, well, a dash. I think this could lead to things like *a or M@t.
2. Charieesse- Yes, that was really how she spelled her name. It was on her checks.
More to follow...
Friday, April 10, 2009
Happy Easter
From one Lepus to you all...
Do have a Happy Easter/Passover, won't you?
Don't do it like this guy, please.
Sunday, April 05, 2009
I have a problem with children
They make me nervous. Not "screaming, tearing my hair out" nervous, but "feel of dread" nervous. I realize I'm not around them enough. I just say the most fucked up things. I'm afraid one will hear it, repeat, and parents (who are friends) won't allow me to come around anymore.
And yeah, blinky shoes are stupid and so are the people that buy them for their children. The whole "safety precaution" argument doesn't fly. They are mornonic. If the kid is outside at night, give him a flashlight. Trust me, they are much more fun (and dangerous).
