F*** Jeff Hostetler

Pirates of the Carribbean: Dead Man's Chest Blooper Reel

L to the O to the L

Also random Romanian pop song with photoshoped animals.

I Have To Buy a House

So Mom and Larry are moving back into Briar Hill. They mentioned me living at their current home until they get sick of Briar Hill and can move back.

Fuck that, I'm buying my own house.

But this means that I have to keep the third shift job that starts November 6th.

Argh.

Movie Post

BONG.

Keith Olbermann

Even though I partially agree with you, just wanted to let you know that no one has won a Edward R. Murrow award based on imitation of, well, Edward R. Murrow.

Either look at the damn camera or do not. These camera shifts and head turns are getting a bit campy.

Also quit with the "Good Night and Good Luck" thing. Originality is the better part of valor.

Time is of the Essence

Come on, possible place of employment!

I don't have all year for you to deciede if you want me or not. There are other opportunities that I could do and I would like to know......please.

Leavin on a Jet Plane

I depart for Albany, New York in the morning.

If something should happen, I just want everyone to know that it has been a pleasure knowing you, my friends.

Dad, I love you.

Sean, I love you.

Someone, please take care of itsy.

Yes, I'm being dramatical. Yes, I'm nervous. Yes, this post isn't helping. Now I have to go buy a wedding outfit.

Oh. My. God.

Scariest thing I have ever seen, and I don't even have a penis.

Here is a news flash. If you want guys to use it, DON'T MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THE MOST PAINFUL THING EVER.



via Caleb.

Quentin Tarantino Wank-fest 2006

So Spike TV deciedes its a good idea to come up with a Horror Movie Awards Show.
It was kind of ok. I suppose that celebes making the devil sign and saying "ass", "bitch" and "fuck" bleeped out makes you hardcore and really a consumer of "bitch-fucking, ass-raping, red-bull-drinking hardcoreness".


I kid.

That being said its always good to see Sid Haig get honored and the guy that wrote Battle Pope get an award for best comic (he won for Marvel Zombies). We got to see the trailers for the re-release of Superman 2, Saw 3, and Grindhouse (which is Robert Rodriguez and Tarantino's joint movie). They all looked pretty good. I was kind of pissed that Christian Bale got passed over for best hero in Batman, but that is ok. Superman got love.

Another point to ponder was that the whole thing was sponsered by Hot Topic and Taco Bell. You guessed it. The eyeliner, piercings, fake dreads, and vinyl clothing where laid on thick. I guess if you weren't working, they recruited you for audience "hardcoring". I suppose that Taco Bell provided mexican pizzas for keeping you "hardcore strenght" up.

Also Rose McGowan and Marilyn Manson where at the show. Talk about awkward.

My Homeboy

Just searching "my homeboy" in cafepress will get you lots of options.

Wacky Morning Team

This is so true its painful.

Also,

Does Weird Al really wear a Carl Sagan is My Homeboy t-shirt?

The answer is a BIG HELL YES!

Me and My Big Typing Fingers

;_____;



:(


this isn't over

Immoveable Object

So you can't go on a plane, you can't go on a free trip, you can't understand why we have to go on this trip with my parents, but you CAN make me feel bad about the times that you drove to Arizona and New Mexico by yourself.

ARGH