Friday, April 30, 2004
I Think I May Be on (gasp) PETA's Side on This One
You know, if your going to rape a rotty pup, you should probably be in jail. But then again, it could have been consensual. Yeah....
Don't really think you should be able to call a mulligan on raping a dog.
"Drugs are Bad, m'kay.."
Yet another reason that the war on drugs is simply to generate money and destroy lives. I must say, If you are not a monthly subscriber to Reason, you are missing out.
Although prosecutors admitted Paey was not a drug trafficker, on April 16 he received a mandatory minimum sentence of 25 years for drug trafficking. That jaw-dropping outcome illustrates two sadly familiar side effects of the war on drugs: the injustice caused by mandatory minimum sentences and the suffering caused by the government's interference with pain treatment.
Here is the rest of the article.
The Following Post will be done in the format of Playstation II NBA Game
Typing Skillz, Playa...
Do you have 'em? Well do ya, dawg!! Bring it!! Bring it!!
See if you da biggest balla on da court.
Snoogins.
Thursday, April 29, 2004
More Wisdom from Managment
Here are some more jems that I picked up while doing production
"How does a woman hold her liquor.."
"By the ears"
and quite possibly the best one of the day
"throat yogurt"
Thank You, Goodnight.
Funny Jokes
This joke is courtesy of a manager here at the ole station. Just remember, a manager told me this joke, within earshot of other managers
What did two tampons say to each other?
Nothing, they are both stuck up bitches.
God, I love working here. So many possible lawsuits, so little time...
Wednesday, April 28, 2004
| |Rush Limbaugh
Rush just pimped www.JohnKerryisadouchebagbutimvotingforhimanyways.com.
Scoped? I think so!
Speaking of People Named Rachael
I watched The Big Empty on Tuesday night. I will have a review up on my Lepus Movie Reviews site later today. However, the person that I watched this with got really angry that Rachael Leigh Cook didn't do any full frontal, although you got to see a nice tit curve from the side. To quote, "..god-dammit!, either show it all or don't do it. This teasing stuff is going to give me a stroke!" I told him it was only a matter of time. She'd lay down for Playboy or something to that nature. "Nah." says he, " she's to good for Playboy". Now I admitt, I have a jealous bone to pick with Ms. Cook. Mainly that she looks like she does and I don't look a thing like her. Damn my genetic makeup. She is gorgeous, however. Someone once refered to her as a "poor man's Natalie Portman". I think she is much hotter than Ms. Princess, but that is why god made comment sections. Discuss/Debate. I like her better with short hair myself, but she has grown it out.
Tuesday, April 27, 2004
Neat
Who says there is nothing new under the Pontiac sun. Although my experience with Pontiac's have been limited to various forms of Sunfires and Grand Ams, this little beauty looks badass. Perhaps not as powerful as the new GTO (which looks pretty boring in my opinion, even though its supposed to haul), the new Solstice looks great and has just enough get up and go to satisfy me. The price isn't to bad, either. Check it out.
Those that would leave the "durr its still a pontiac therefore it sucks durr" comments need not apply. I'm with Rhino on this one. PONTIAC POWER!
Another One Bites The Dust
My best friend from second grade just got engaged.
Fuck.
Yet another club that I get left out of. Lepus want Shiny! Lepus want Shiny!
I'm joking, BTW.
Congrats to Tricia. If you picked him, then he has to be a winner.
Damn You, Girlie Parts
***Warning, Menstral Related Whine Ahead. Bale out while you can***
You would think that with the amount of muscle tension that is going on in my lower body, I could at least burn some calories. I feel like an alien is clawing through my lower back. For added fun, I have to run Rush Limbaugh in his entirerty and do production afterwards. I suppose I'll look at that house tomorrow. There are those out there that would say that working out helps cramps, and for the most part, I can agree with this statement. Its getting to the gym that is the biggest problem. I'll probably just go lift weights today. I don't think I can handle the star master this afternoon. There are others that would say, "Take some Midol and shut the f**k up, you stupid bleeder." Yes, that is exactly what I should do, if Midol worked for me at all. All it does is make me dizzy and feel out of it, which could be very good if I didn't have to work. Perhaps it could make Rush more interesting. I'll see if I can dig some up..
Monday, April 26, 2004
| |Hittin' Those Issues
Wow, IMF Protestors. Way to hit the hard issues. Do you really even know what you are protesting against.
Example 1.
Example 2.
Example 3.
Still waiting for some mention of economic policy. This is an International Monetary Fund/World Bank Protest, right?
What the hell does that have to do with anything besides paper mache...
If anyone can point me in the direction of protestors that actually mention economic policy, money, or even a word that looks like something having to do with the topic, please let me know.
IndyMedia??
More like, "I'm going to slap a stupid title on an article I didn't even write". If this is what passes for "independent media", I'll just read the Washington Post. Thanks for keeping it indy. Thanks for keeping it real..
What a tosser...
Thanks Allah.
I Should Buy a Domain Name
Maybe like
www.johnkerryisadouchebagandthatsexactlywhyweshouldnotvoteforhimbecauseheswelladouchebag.com
or
www.isweartogodandallthatisholythatbushknewbushknewbushknewdontvotethirdpartyyoufreakshowtheyarecalledlosetariansforareason.com- BTW I am voting "LOL-bertarian" this year. :P
This guy is on the right track, but he lacks the vision of the crazy long domain name.
Via Dodd.
Saturday, April 24, 2004
The Gayness of Derby
There are two events around Derby time that are so stupid, but yet get wall to wall live coverage. The first is the Great Balloon Race. Gigantic balls of nylon, helium, straw and fire taking up about four hours of nonstop TV/Radio coverage. GAY, GAY, GAY!! WHO GIVES A FLYING CRAP!! They are balloons for chrissakes. Wow look at the balloon shaped like a moving van/cake/cow! How great! Kids, look at the balloon. I suppose its all about marketing it to families so the parents can plunk down their dollars to shut the faces of their snotty-nosed spawn. I can understand making a buck, but for the love of god, don't broadcast it. Even worse they do it in tandem with the Mini-Marathon. A freaking mini-marathon/hot air balloon race on televison and radio. Wow, both of those events really work on the radio. Really. Unless there is an old man that gets his foot stuck on the gas and plows through the race route, or a Hindenburg-esqe accident, who the hell cares.
I just received a call, "Hey, yall should see these ball-oons. Its lik buzz-ard decendin on a carcass. Its so cool!!" Hey buddy, I got an idea. Get yourself a person sized balloon and choke on it. Do me a favor.
The second is the Great Steamboat Race. The title of this event should convey its gayness, and it lives up to every gay expectation. Two gasoline powered "steamboats" chug their way up the carp/trash/wood/body filled Ohio river, hook around the bridges and come back to the start, only to win a pair of gigantic gold spray-painted elk antlers. Yes, giant gold antlers. Yet another excuse for rednecks to migrate to the river front with their government sponsered brood, drink beer and cheer for a fucking boat. I suppose this is why regata's don't do anything for me.
Third is the Derby Parade. I was drug to this as a kid and enjoyed seeing the horses. In high school, I had to march in it with the band. I think everytime I stepped in some form of shit, even though the popper scoopers were hard at work (ha).
The more I think, the more stupid events I can think of. The Run for the Rose, where waitstaff run an obstacle course carrying glasses of wine. The Great Bed Race, where local companies dress up mattresses, put wheels on them and roll them down Main Street. The Pipe Smoking Contest???
Ok, time for me to move
Friday, April 23, 2004
Wow
So not work safe...but still worth a look.
Here is a work safe one, and turn up your speakers...
Thursday, April 22, 2004
Yes...
Its 11:00 pm and I'm still at work. I've been here since 8:00pm and will be here for much longer. Why you ask? Lets just say that I have to convert about two hours worth of cool edit into MP3 then burn a CD. I'm very tired, but I know what I like. I like mini-coopers. I don't love, but I find this mini-cooper amusing.
edit: This girl is comedy gold, tanks again...
Thanks Boblog
Oh, Anthony!
You thought buying a Mercedes was a good idea? He is what you could have bought for the money. Start kicking yourself in the ass right now...
Attention Males/Lesbians
There you go, now you can stay as far away from penis as you can. WEEE!! I'm sure Melissa Ethridge is doing some research. I guess the whole aging rocker sperm donor thing just didn't work out.
And We want to send Jobs Here?
Um, Excuse Me! International Company? Yeah, um, before you start thinking about sending US jobs to china because they are cheaper, take a gander at some of the things that you are going to be promoting. Your workers could be buying this crap to give to their babies. Perhaps not the best idea? It would probably make you look bad, not to mention all the DEAD BABIES!!!
Wednesday, April 21, 2004
| |Naps
Did you ever have one of those naps that when you wake up you don't know where you are? You were in such a deep sleep that you didn't really wake up until you were driving down the road? Yeah, those naps really suck.
Whoa
Damn..
Bob Sokolar got fired today.
Said they want to take the show "to a more news oriented program".
Guess he'll have to give back the mercedes and the house.
Sokolar said he would try to get his real estate liscense so he can stay in Louisville.
HA!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
MUUUHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
I hate to hear when someone gets fired, but they said he got a pretty nice severance package. Nothing like landing on a feather bed when they kick you out of the eleventh story....
Tuesday, April 20, 2004
Speaking of Posters
I want this framed in my house....
Plus I plan on being there, and dressing up Rhino as Walter, whether he wants to or not. I mean really, Rhino is Walter, just not jewish...
I mean look at the picture. Sheesh, its eerie....
Fun with The Mike Ward Show
A typical day, with Mike reading the forecast.
"...and now for the Triple Team Dopler Forecast."
Me in the Talkback- " That sounds kind of dirty.."
Mike--(pause) "You know speaking of porn..."
For the next hour Mike takes phone calls on the funnniest porn names, while giving away Actor's Theater Tickets to the ones he likes the best. Of course, his favorite was his own, "Saving Ryan's Privates". I'm sure that ATL is going to be thrilled that they were associated with porn. I'm sure that my boss will be thrilled to learn that he talked about it for a solid hour with all the current FCC bullshit. I suppose I'm going to have to start treating Mr. Ward like a four year old and watch what I say, who knows what kind of tangent he'll go off on.
Former Congressman Mike Ward.
Yeah.
Monday, April 19, 2004
In Memorium
This was my last post on Lepus, may it be an omen of good things to come.
Let us all tip one for the fallen mutant rabbit....
Touche', Internet...
Please, just check these out. Trust me, its worth it..
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And Finally....
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An Explanation is Needed
Here is the formula for this blog..
One Part Rhino
7 Parts Vodka
6 Instigators
2 Discussions on NFL teams of the past
Shake and enjoy the insanity.
Seriously, we are sitting in the back of Beer-hallah, and Rhino starts screaming "Fuck Jeff Hostetler! Fuck him right in the ear".
Now let me just say this, Rhino is LOUD when fully lubed with Finlandia.
It was a fun way to spend Thunder, I'm just glad we weren't in Oakland..
Like the Phoenix, I rise Again...
Since Night of the Lepus is down for the count, I have begun a new endeavor. Wish me luck, or at least a skull-f**k...
