F*** Jeff Hostetler

LouisvilleMojo.com

Well, I succumbed to peer pressure and got myself an account. My handle is, of course, Lepus. Hit it up.

Nice

This is funny. I'm not a liberal, but I still think its funny.

Eeek!

Since we are getting into the scary movie season, this trailer/website alone creeped me out. I remember when someone was really into this. I wonder if he got anything from that whole experiment.

No He Deh-ent!

I have just received the most ghetto/nerdiest text message.

"OMG! Lucas put in Hayden C. @ end of Jedi 2 replace da old man Anakin"

No way, I thought. Then I did some research. OH SNAP! George Lucas has lost his fucking mind. What, can't industrial light and magic give you a functioning chin? Stop fucking with the classics!! You bitch and moan about morals and ethics and how horrible corporations are, then you do something like this. STOP IT!

See This Movie

If you liked "The Ring", you will love this movie. Scared the pants off of me.

Yet again, it makes you wonder

Sometimes I wonder about that there Onion..

If so, he should be sent to the middle... (SHIT, I JUST GAVE THEM AN IDEA FOR A SEQUEL, "FREDDY V. JASON V. ASH V. ATTA")

BBC Skim

Just in case you needed another reason to go to Scotland

Plus...

I smell a ELECTION SCIENCE FAIR 2004!!!....And


"In any other country, that might seem strange..."

Newsflash

Quizno's sucks. Nasty. Penn Station rules. RULES!

Photoshop + Star Wars DVD's = Hilarity

I've said it before and I'll say it again, those guys at SA are fabulous.

Irish Rover

I went to the Irish Rover last night for dinner. This should become a staple. I had a great pub burger, complete with the best mustard on the planet. Although I didn't have a beer, I did have a truly fabulous piece of guiness chocolate cake. If you like chocolate, this cake has been known to cause seizures. Very, very good and pretty cheap on the wallet.

This Had Better Be a Joke

Gives new meaning to the phrase "Blow out the candles and make a wish."
Ha-Ha

Thanks to Sean for the "heads-up"---did you get the pun that I just did there??

Imaturity=Lepus

I really should have better things to do with my time and energy to use this blog to hate on a former boyfriend and his wife (who is very nice and sweet). I really should, but at least for the next five minutes I don't...

"HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE"

Ok, I'm done hating. Carry on..

Awwwww, you have finally tapped into a "subculture", and that subculture is knitting. Congrats. You should be really proud of yourself.

(hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate)

Odd Tattoo for the Week

Wow.

Stress Thy Name is U of L Football

Great, I'm running the flagship station that feeds all U of L affiliates in Kentucky. I've never done this before, and my boss can't remember half the shit that I have questions for. Weee! On a side note, I think its kind of strange that they make Army cadets wear uniforms to football games. Can the cadets ever wear normal clothes?

Edit: Even better, I'm missing this show to run this stupid game...

Cantor Fitzgerald Lick My Perverbial Sac

Why don't you just go ahead and sue Allah? Sue the airline industry, gasoline manufacturers (because they made the gas flamable, AM I RITE???), physics, gravity, capitalism, etc. I'm going to quote the internet when I say...

"STFU KTHANX"..
Dumbasses

Now those of you that are going to wail and leave me "LEPUS, U R HEARTLESS" comments can keep them to yourselves.

Gone and Caught a Sniffle

Uggg. Everytime I sneeze, cold chills run through my body. Then I get progressively hotter until I sneeze again. Plus the fact that a muscle in my lower eyelid keeps twitching. I look like a mad scientist. Now I must go animate something....(muah-ha-ha-ha-ha!!)

Fixed

Scurvy, the links, they be fixed.

Chechen Conflict

Here is a pretty brief rundown of the Chechen conflict. Russians have taken the school and there are many causualties, so check it out.

Audio Terrorism

What the hell was that?? Did I just hear Lil John sample Crazy Train??? Dear lord in heaven. I hope that Randy Rhodes pops up and haunts your ass!!! WHAT?? YEAH!! OKAY!!

Bite me, Lil John. Go shove that "crunk juice" chalice up your ass. I hope you choke on all your oral bling, you pansy.

Oh, and I also have a favor to ask of the G-G-G-G-Geee-UUU-Nit or whatever the hell it is. Fiiity and crew, when creating a website, try not to make one that will create wigger internet gangstas. You know the type, the pimply-faced cretins that show up on message boards and leave shit like that looks like a mix of l33t and when the retarded step-brother jumps on your computer. Here is the perfect example...

"Yo, I just started an internet gang. We are going to internet ball wit internet bitches and internet bling. Watch as my internet whip rolls down the internet block..."

Dear lord. The worst part, I actually like the Young Buck "joint" (I hesitate to call it a song) "Let me In".

Dearest Guga

I'm sorry, my dearest heart. You are no longer ranked #1 in my heart. Unfortunatley, another poofy-headed young upstart has taken you position. I will always think of you fondly, being #2 isn't so bad. Heck, Marat Safin has a permanent place at #3.

My God

This deep frying crazy has gone way overboard. I would like to try these, however.

Sean, these are for you...