F*** Jeff Hostetler

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I'm feeding my HP obsession with this awesome site. Everyone who has anything to do with this site rules and is far to cool for school.

Also this is serious LOL material.

Buffalo Wing Dip Recipe...

Why do you elude me?

I only want to celebrate your wonderfulness in the New Year.

Yet Another Bitter Post

I'm having trouble relating to my friends that are home owners and actually have nice things around them.

Just call it an insane, soul eating jealousy.

I want mine, dammit.

Merry Christmas

Hope you all have a great one!

Also, Cheers to my good friend Sara! Congrats on the Saltzburg Mozart acceptance!!!

Now if I could just get together the money and free time to take a week off and go to Austria.

I'm a raving screaming psychotic...

And for good fucking reason.

So I took all 93 years of Granny out to the Irish Rover last night. She started to not feel very good during the meal and about fainted and threw up all over the floor. I was on the phone with the ambulance, and then she started screaming about not wanting to go to the hospital (I get that she wants to die at home, but can she at least avoid dying at a restaurant I like to go to? Yes, that sounds horrible). Anyways, she revives a little and doesn't want to go to the hospital. Fine, I say. I'll load you up and you can go home (it turns out it was some sort of bowel/gas problem. Yes, that sounds horrible). I'm struggling with a groggy old woman with a walker and wheelchair, and I start to back out. I hear a horn honking, and checking my mirrors and looking over my shoulder and seeing no one, I continue on. BOOM.
I hit old man in 1996 Honda Accord with old wife in tow. I was really upset at this point and not seeing any siginificant damage, I pleaded (crazily and with much weeping and nashing of teeth) my case. He wouldn't let me leave until he had my info. So with much cursing and screaming I ran to get the info, copied it down as quickly as possible and got her home.

Then the "insurance boy wonder" calls and tells me the situation. I had called the guy a cock-monkey for about the fourth time when "IBW" told me he was a Minister.

A fucking minister. At the fucking Irish Fucking Rover.

God sure know how to pick his cock-monkey's, I'll tell you that much.

More on how this developes and my insurance hike. Anyone want to marry me so my rates will go down? Its the deal of a lifetime....

TLTW&TW

OH DEAR A GIANT TALKING LION HAS CONVERTED ME TO CHRISTIANITY, PRAISE JESUS.

What a jip. I was really hoping to get slapped in the face with Christian Dogma, at least that is how "big media" portrayed the film.

Just like the book, its an "allegory".

Liam Nielson was AWESOME as Aslan. I was all "Qui-Gon!".

PS- I didn't realize that Moby Dick was an allegory. Learn something new everyday.

I start the new job tomorrow. I'm taking the tact that "no news is good news" as far as the drug test is concerned. I hope I don't piss anyone off on the first day, as I have done in the past.

Pancake Stupor

I swear, its not possible for me to eat one whole pancake without becoming engorged.

Its weird, three bites and I'm done, but I can eat the crap out of eggs, bacon/sausage/breakfast pork products and toast.

Turkey does the same thing.

Nice "WINTER BLIZZARD 2005", people. The ground is barely covered.
Now the Granny help doesn't want to come in, so I may be stuck on 16 hour duty.

I HATE caregiving with a passion. Mother is so very much going into a home.

I'm not an Addict

I have to take a drug test tomorrow and I have no idea why I'm so nervous.

They only test for "illegal" drugs, right?
Prescription drugs don't show up, right?
OGAWDIMAJUNKIE, right?

It will be fine....I guess....

L. M. A. O.

My thoughts exactly.

Seriously, Hermione is a total bitchy know-it-all. All you haterz who say I'm like her need to "sod off".

I'm totally Pansy Parkinson or Nymphadora Tonks.

If you don't have any idea what I'm talking about, just move along.