Wednesday, March 29, 2006
Ewww
I was brushing my teeth today with one of those vibrating brushes when the most vile thought jumped into my head. And I know if I thought of it, other women have thought of it as well and probably done more than thought about it.
Women are gross sometimes.
Friday, March 24, 2006
Jumping on the Bandwagon
I'm jumping on the "Snakes on a Plane" bandwagon with both feet.
My ideas for the sequal.
"Snakes on a Plane 2: Royal with Snakes"
"Snakes on a Plane 2: Dude, where's my Snake"
"Snakes on a Plane 2: For a few Snakes More"
I just love the t-shirt's.
WHO IS DRIVING??? SNAKE IS DRIVING??
Snakes....on the Mother Fucking Plane
Tuesday, March 21, 2006
Ring that cash register
25 mph speed zones around Catholic/Private schools are nothing more than revenue generation for local police. The schools probably get a cut. There is nothing safer than a private school child walking out of school and immediately being whisked away in overpriced SUV by overmedicated parent.
I've seen more people pulled over in the past few days, its funny.
No, I wasn't pulled over
Thursday, March 16, 2006
Sheesh
I hate to say this, but Isaac Hayes sucks. Like Matt Stone said "..he never had a problem cashing the checks when we were making fun of Christianity, Judaism, Mormanism, Hinduism, etc."
Scientology sucks donkey balls.
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
Countdown
Granny is still in the hospital. She's doing better, but she still could be in there for a while.
Only two days until.......DOGSHOW!!!
Saturday, March 11, 2006
Legal Question
Could I be charged with something if I had a virus and passed it onto an elderly relative, which killed them?
Not that my mom would press charges or anything, but.....
Its at LEAST involuntary manslaughter, right?
Dear lord, she's still coughing probably has a fever.
Friday, March 10, 2006
Bored
Being sick is boring as shit.
Really, Really, Really boring.
And since I was told by my doctor to stay away from people until I was feeling better, I'm staying upstairs.
Somone call the WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBULANCE!
Thursday, March 09, 2006
Having a 103 degree fever...
Is the only way this movie will ever be funny. I since I have a 103 degree fever right now I can tell you this...
EUGENE LEVY, STEVE MARTIN AND QUEEN LATIFAH ARE A MATCH MADE IN DUMB-WHITE-MAN-SO-FRESH-SISTAH-GIRL HEAVEN!!!
If there is such a place, I think its other name is the 6th circle of various Protestant hells. Its amazing what happens when your brain starts to boil just a little bit.
Don't worry, I think I have it arrested for the time being
Tuesday, March 07, 2006
| |Hurp
Where is my DVD of Season One of House, Md, Deepdiscountdvd.com??? Hmmmm??
Its been over a week.
We are currently working on the second.
(I'll cut you)
Wednesday, March 01, 2006
How to tell if the person working out next to you is a stripper
-Sports bra visible w/Rhinestones.
-Very large fake breasts.
-Very orange fake tan.
-Very lame back tattoo.
Yes, I'm a "hater". Yes, I'm ok with that.
