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Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Christmas Present for Lepus



I must have this.

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Creepy


I had this very vivid dream about a former co-worker killing himself.
Paul M. if your out there, let me know your ok.
It was so freaky that I remember the advertisements on the website that I was reading that told of his death.

What really freaks me out is these types of dreams have a history of comming to fruition.

I'm going to call his ex-fiancee, maybe she's heard from him.

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Monday, November 27, 2006

Ha



UBER DORK, DEAD AHEAD!!


*I'm talking about myself, here.

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Monday, November 20, 2006

Christmas Present for the Boy



Hell Mutha F'in yeah, bitch!

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006

If It Weren't for the Last Minute



So I have a presentation for Litigation tomorrow and I haven't started yet. Well, yes I have. The research is done I just have to throw together an outline and weave my web of bullshit laced with some facts.

If any of you wanna be litigants can help me think of any interesting cases besides New York Times v. Sullivan and Gertz v. Robert Welch, Inc., please let me know.

I would just like to state for the record that citations suck ass in general.

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Thursday, November 09, 2006

Kentucky Politics



If only I could learn how to post a picture.

*sigh*

Biervergnugen's photoshop is genius.

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Wednesday, November 08, 2006

No More Techno Fear



I'm buying an MP3 Player today.

Its going to be just like this one.

I just can't seem to make myself buy and Ipod and I don't know why.

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Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Nanny State


So since last night was Halloween, I suppose it gave parents a right to be bitch and over protective.

I was driving on my parents street to pick up the dog. When I got to the house, I pulled up in front just beyond the drive way. A woman came up to me and said "You really don't need to be driving that fast, we have kids on this street." Not wanting to be rude (but wanting to reach out and punch her in her baby-maker), I just said "Ok, fine" and walked away.

This is what I really wanted to say...

"I'm so glad that you made the choice to procreate. I to, have a small, living thing in my care. What is really funny is that I keep this small living thing on a FUCKING LEASH SO I KNOW IT WON'T RUN OUT INTO THE STREET. IF YOU KID IS SO STUPID THAT IT HASN'T LEARNED NOT TO RUN INTO THE STREET BY NOW, LADY, CUT THEM THE FUCK LOOSE AND NEVER EVER EVER EVER COME UP AND TALK TO ME ABOUT ANYTHING. I DON'T WANT YOU TO EVEN LOOK IN MY DIRECTION.

Just be aware, you started this whole thing. I'm just establishing boundaries. Besides, we wouldn't want your replication to be influenced by someone like me. They might get brain 'differences'."

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