F*** Jeff Hostetler

Three More Days til Halloween.....Silver Shamrock

Halloween 3 was a great stand alone. Don't let anyone tell you different.

Santa Mira Rules!!!

Thoughts and Prayers

To the family of young Duncan Arthur.
He was six months old. He died Saturday.
Love and Prayers to Tricia, Scott and his twin brother, Jackson.

I Want To See This

Yeah, its a chick movie, but I want to see it.

Halloween = Harvest Time

So living in Kentucky, right around the Halloween season, all the hippies get boners and start salivating at all the ditch weed that they can pick up from their window-sill "grow houses".

Bitch please. Drive to Eastern Kentucky. Try hiking around in the hills and finding bear traps/punji sticks/electric fences that the pot growers/ginsing harvesters/meth cookers stash to keep John Q. Granola Bar out of their patch.

Hemp grows wild in the ole KY. I swear, if someone (besides Willie Nelson) would get on the whole hemp-as-fuel kick, Kentucky would be bigger than....well....Texas.

However, it isn't happening anytime soon. Just seeing the all the pot that is going to be exported from this state could make a hippie girl shave her armpits and try deoderant.

Granted, I don't indulge. However, if someone were to offer me an icey-bong hit, I may just accept.

Anyways, enjoy your pot. If you're on the East Coast, there is a good chance it came from Kentucky.

And I keep telling my friends in New York state that there is more to Kentucky that inbreeding and fat people.

OH SCI-FI CHANNEL!! YOU RASCAL

SciFi Channel Sunday schedule circa 1998

9:00 AM - 10:00 AM Dark Shadows - Count Darcy cries about a dead pigeon.
10:00 AM - 11:00 AM The Incredible Hulk - Bruce Banner fights a racist sheriff.
11:00 AM - NOON Automan - Automan goes on a date with an air hockey table.
NOON - 1:00 PM Earth 2 - The survivors find a pickle in the desert, but it's evil.
1:00 PM - 3:00 PM Star Trek The Motion Picture - Kirk and Spock fight the Voyager probe.
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM Forever Knight - A vampire pharaoh pleads not guilty to racketeering.
4:00 PM - 5:00 PM Sightings - An excitable white guy sees a UFO shaped like a helicopter.
5:00 PM - 7:00 PM Mystery Science Theater 3000 - The gang watches Planet of the Hate Hutch. 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM Highlander - A greasy Frenchman may be more than he seems.
8:00 PM - 9:00 PM The Prisoner - Number Six thinks he escaped, but it's part of a charity pageant for an ailing evil balloon.


SciFi Channel Sunday schedule circa 2006
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM Ghost Hunters - The team drops a camera when they hear a sound.
10:00 AM - 11:00 AM Ghost Hunters - Kip's Infrared finds a cold spot on a wall.
11:00 AM - NOON Scare Tactics - Paid actors react to a man with a chainsaw at a restaurant.
NOON - 1:00 PM Extreme Championship Wrestling - Guys hugging on the floor.
1:00 PM - 3:00 PM Rage of the Python - A giant python escapes in a Manhattan high rise.
3:00 PM - 5:00 PM Dragon Blast - Survivors of a dragon apocalypse struggle to retake earth..
5:00 PM - 7:00 PM Python Fighter - Dean Cain must battle in the post python-apocalypse.
7:00 PM - 9:00 PM Terror Turtle - Scientists mate a turtle with a dragon and release a trained giant python to hunt it down. Bruce Boxleitner must stop them both.

Stolen from Something Awful. Its just so true.

Recon Mission

They know they have won. Faces blank with the gloat of submission. We are powerless to stop them, and they know. So they watch from a distance. We are slaves and they are the masters. So, as we walk to our vehicles after a hard day of toil, they watch from the distant parking lot. We know we are beaten. We know we are doomed.

Television

Here are some shows that you should be watching.

-The Dead Zone
-House MD
-Weeds
-Dexter
-Law and Order (it don't matter which one)


More will be forthcoming.