Friday, June 27, 2008
Buying a Scooter
I really like this one
Plus, I can afford it. And at 4.29 a gallon, this would REALLY save me some bucks.
Now if I could just rig a crate to put itsy in.
Monday, June 23, 2008
Something in the Water
So I went to Panera Bread today and there were eight, count 'em EIGHT, pregnant women eating there.
Either the Asiago bread causes dilation or I REALLY don't need to be eating there.
Sunday, June 08, 2008
Thoughts from a Redneck Wedding
Now granted, I didn't go to the ceremony. I only went to the reception/cook-out.
1. The directions say "turn off the paved road and drive til the road ends".
2. There is rabid cornhole contest going on
3. The host/hostess aren't wearing shoes and don't ever put shoes on
4. Everything served food-wise (aside from the BBQ in the croc-pot) has a vauge cheese flavor. And not real cheese, but boxed mac-n-cheese cheese.
5. Beer was served out of opaque milk jugs.
6. There is a mural of Snoopy climbing a tree in the living room.
7. The music was provided by "a-van-with-all-its-doors-and-windows-open"
8. Truck nuts were left on the "Just Married" vehicle
9. The groom wore his dress socks, which were pink, with his sandles.
I could go on, but my brain hurts. And my mother thinks I was under-dressed because I had on shorts and a t-shirt.
HA!
Saturday, June 07, 2008
Ok, Ok
I wanna see Wall-E now. Are you happy, Disney Marketing? The cuteness of the trailer has beaten me into submission.
Johnny Five is alive, buddy.