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Friday, June 27, 2008

Buying a Scooter



I really like this one

Plus, I can afford it. And at 4.29 a gallon, this would REALLY save me some bucks.

Now if I could just rig a crate to put itsy in.

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Monday, June 23, 2008

Something in the Water



So I went to Panera Bread today and there were eight, count 'em EIGHT, pregnant women eating there.

Either the Asiago bread causes dilation or I REALLY don't need to be eating there.

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Sunday, June 08, 2008

Thoughts from a Redneck Wedding



Now granted, I didn't go to the ceremony. I only went to the reception/cook-out.

1. The directions say "turn off the paved road and drive til the road ends".

2. There is rabid cornhole contest going on

3. The host/hostess aren't wearing shoes and don't ever put shoes on

4. Everything served food-wise (aside from the BBQ in the croc-pot) has a vauge cheese flavor. And not real cheese, but boxed mac-n-cheese cheese.

5. Beer was served out of opaque milk jugs.

6. There is a mural of Snoopy climbing a tree in the living room.

7. The music was provided by "a-van-with-all-its-doors-and-windows-open"

8. Truck nuts were left on the "Just Married" vehicle

9. The groom wore his dress socks, which were pink, with his sandles.

I could go on, but my brain hurts. And my mother thinks I was under-dressed because I had on shorts and a t-shirt.

HA!

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Saturday, June 07, 2008

Ok, Ok



I wanna see Wall-E now. Are you happy, Disney Marketing? The cuteness of the trailer has beaten me into submission.


Johnny Five is alive, buddy.

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